torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
the-cats-hatter: theserraangel: kiwibutt: teppelin: jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT. HAKUNA MY TATAS
theyellovvbrickroad: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
“We independent women, some mistake us for whores I’m saying ‘Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?’ Disagree? Well that’s you and I’m sorry”
onnaollie: When Lil Kim said Why spend mine when I can spend yours?
I wouldn’t have that much of a problem with the school dress code if : 1. It wasn’t so fucking hot down here. and 2. They equally enforced it onto everybody instead of picking and choosing who they will send home. That is just unfair.
FUCKING LEV DOESNT DISAPPOINT HE'S AMAZING oh MY...
I HOPE LEV KNOWS WHAT HES DOING RIGHT NOW DONT...
FUCKING STARKEY FUCK THIS DUDE OH MY GOD